Me: ……
Dar: -_-
Me: hahahha
Dar: hahhaha
Me: -__-
Dar: -_______
Me: hahahahhaha pirate with a big mouth!
Dar: 0___________________0   
Dar: kate moss
Me: pfffffffffffffffffft
Dar: lol
Me: i just started LOLing hardcore all over the couch at kate moss is a fish
Dar: hahaha

Yeah, you know how we do. That had me lmao for a whole minute, writhing with uncontrollable laughter.

Connor: You know what we need? Some rope.
Murphy: What are you, insane?
Connor: No, I’m serious. Charlie Bronson’s always got a rope. In the movies, they’ve always got rope and they always end up using it.
Murphy: That’s stupid. Name one fucking thing you’re gonna need a rope for.
Connor: It’s not what they need it for, they just always need it. 
Murphy: What’s this “they” shit? This isn’t a movie.
[Connor finds a huge commando knife in Murphy’s bag]
Connor: Oh, is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right, get your fucking rope.

Connor and Murphy are the most adorable assassin brothers in the entire mfn world. What makes this movie is their undeniable chemistry as witty, cute, sexy brothers. Siiiiigh, so much to love in this one little movie.