January 2010
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kenneth just sent me a txt that his house closed...
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Aida: AHHHH I'M SOO BEHIND IN SHCHOOOOL WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS TO MYSELF.
Me: good things it's friday
Aida: TGIF i know.
Me: dude, i know. i am so happy it's friday.
Aida: i just found out what TGIF meant 3 weeks ago. hahahahahaha. i was like oh thats what dar and lina mean when they put that on tumblr. ohhhh--and that would explain Friday's the restaurant. TGIF.
Me: omg you are so hilariously fobby!
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beenthinking:
D.B. asked me what I thought about all this stuff I just finished telling you about. I didn’t know what the hell to say. If you want to know the truth, I don’t know what I think about it. I’m sorry I told so many people about it. About all I know is, I sort of miss everybody I told about. Even old Stradlater and Ackley, for instance. I think I even miss that goddam Maurice. It’s...
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Though I realize there are underlying reasons behind my current, deeply emotional state, I just exploded into more spontaneous tears because I JUST found out that Salinger died yesterday.
I was talking to Joey about conversations you have with people and how I don’t want to talk to certain people anymore because it makes me miss them and I immediately thought about Catcher in the Rye:
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spiffytiffy:
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody. —J. D. Salinger
SERIOUSLY.
I know I am a late kind of person, but some people are late people and some people are early people (Sam) and some people are right on time. Maybe when I move to Japan I will condition myself to be on time aka early.
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The following nameless friend—I am protecting identities due to incriminating quotes below—and I had the most awesome conversations today.
Email at our respective offices
Me: You should introduce that fool to your backhand. Friend: Btw, introducing that fool to my backhand is a new personal favorite quote of yours. Hahahaha.
Afternoon txting
Friend: Now he says he’s going to...
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Dar: Wtffffffff!?!? A pimple just formed above my lip in the past 15 minutes. FFFFFUUUUU
Me: hahahaha one just appeared on my forehead.
Dar: I can feel it throbbing. Fucking bastard zit.
Me: Ewww. Oh my god! Maybe it's a HERPPPP!
Dar: Duh, you're the one who gave it to me.
Me: Ok. Line. Has. Been. Crossed. Conversation aborted.
Dar: LOLROLFMAOHAHAHAHAHAHA yup
[silence]
Me: Are you bored? That is a lot of all caps acronyms.
Dar: YES I'm bored. Why else would I text you???
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Just played a practical joke on Dar because I’ve been waiting for her to get out of her wretched late night Wednesday class with crazy hippie professor.
Dar (txt): What should I eat? Me: Hmmmm PENIS! Dar: Unamused face is unamused.
This is when I had a supremely awesome idea! Darlene is easily irritated when she is hungries so I told our friends on AIM and FB that I’m chatting with...
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“You are so beautiful when you are angry.”
– Zach Zach
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thedailywhat:
This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law that denies gay Americans the right to serve the country they love because of who they are. It’s the right thing to do. —President Barack Obama, SOTU address
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My Texas Baseball Horns are the #1 Baseball America Preseson Pick and they damn well should be. First Texas Baseball game is Friday, February 19th and you bet your fking ass I will be there. I can hardly contain the excitement. Bring on spring! Bring on Texas Baseball! MAYNEFUCK, I AM TOO FKING EXCITEDDD.
I need to calm down; it’s still January.
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THESE
totally make me feel like
THIS
and I am unashamed.
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Me: any word from your prospective jobs? Ben: got a call at home yesterday from one but it wasn’t one i really wanted i’m going to call them back but i would def leave it if one of the others came through Me: what is it? Ben: on/off shore thing not really engineering Me: one of my friends did the on/off shore thing he was an ME in aberdeen with schlumberger and it was insane and he...
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Dwight– at eight a.m. today, someone poisons the...
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Faxes from the Future was the best prank of alllllllllll time. OF. ALL. TIME.
But it was just a smidge better than the nickels in and out of Dwight’s phone… and tricking Dwight into believing it was Friday when it was really Thursday which subsequently made him late for the first time ever the day after reviews… anddd wrapping up Dwight’s...
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Reblog: Why I think the Tebow ad is stupid.
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stfuconservatives:
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I hadn’t even heard about this before this morning, but now it’s everywhere. Maybe I just didn’t see it, like when you buy a purple car thinking it’s unique and then you see nothing but purple cars. There is a psych term for it and I forget. No matter. Look, the background - Tim Tebow is going to appear with his mother...
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oh my fking god, westlake moms--can y'all stop...
okay, nowww i’m over it. shower, breakfast, work… omg, it’s totally like being a mom. SO WEIRD. weird weird weird weird weird weird. weirddddddddd.
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My boss just got out of a mtg and is picking me up lunch from Peony’s—which has gotten mixed reviews, but nevertheless, I am exciteddd for a free lunch—especially since I left my lunch in my Element that is at the shop being serviced.
I ordered their Unajyu lunch special which is baked eel on white rice with miso and salad. OMFGZeeee, I love eel.
Darlene, I can’t wait...
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Aida, talking to me on AIM: hokay lina! dork you and dar said hokay at the same time when i told you i’d brb hhahahahaha
Me, talking to Aida: hahhahahahahahahahahaha
Five seconds later, me, talking to Dar: aida said that you and i said hokay at the same time when she said she’ll brb OMG I LOVE YOU
I know, I know, cool story, brah. I love Darlene. I love Aida. I fking love my friends...
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Me: im taking a nyquil and going to sleep Me: i have work in the morning Joey: night Me: goodnight joey Me: thanks for musing with me in the late night Joey: no prob Me: about my idiocy Me: and other issues Joey: idiocy? more like the flaw of a tragic hero Joey: they all have one Me: me, a tragic hero? Me: doubtful Me: i have too many flaws to be a hero Joey: lol Joey: night lina Joey: you have...
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another late night musing and conclusion: i dearly...
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today, i realized that you can never have too much...
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iamgreenman:
“I have these tiny hands.” — Creepy BK commercial.
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Yeah, dude. BK King is creepy. Fella with tiny hands is also super creepy. WTF BK?!?! Stop with the creepy commercials.
And yeah, that Charger commercial is super weak. I do not need to see it again.
OMG don’t even get me...
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And just like that
geeezdar:
The sun has stolen winter away from me.
FFFFFUUUUUUUU
Yes, Precious, the glorious sun is back in all its stunning beauty and spring shall be upon us soon. Bid your cold, cold winter farewell and welcome a warm, baseball-filled, allergy ridden spring with open arms and a smile! Oh, happy day!
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and it’s no secret i know everybody knows i need you, i need you it’s no secret i’m afraid to be alone i need you, i need you now
it’s no secret by nevertheless
my aim status read it’s no secret/i’m afraid to be alone/i need you and carlos imed me and said “your status messages are scary sometimes” which made me a little mad and then a little...
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just keep a hold on me don’t let go
island by the starting line
been on repeat for endless hours at a time this week and i’m not even close to letting it go. i miss the starting line. and i miss their ep i was desperately in love with at seventeen. where the eff did that fking cd disappear to?!?!?! need replacement. stat.
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dt three nights in a rowww!!?!?!??!!?? here. we....
[FTR, I am crazy & stupid.]
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Random One: I’m leaving at 430pm. It is way too nice of an Austin afternoon. I cannot deny myself sunshine any longer. My Buddy and I are going on a mfn walk as soon as I get home.
Random Two: Earlier this afternoon, I applied for a graphic design internship with a publishing company here in Austin. I would really love to gain some more experience as a graphic designer in a more structured...
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Dar: There is a cute lacrosse player on crutches on the bus. Me: OOoOOo. We should go watch Tyler play sometime and scope out all the cute underaged boys I can’t date. Dar: LOL hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha
So much truth. I are old.
Let me rephrase that, I am too old to be macking on no doubt, young collegiate athletes my 21 year old friend is friends with. This is across the board...
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Zach: hey dear. how are u? Me: happy, it’s a gorgeous day! Zach: and u look lovely as ever! Me: oh whatever, you can’t even see me! Zach: I don’t have to see u to know that. Me: ZACH! you’re so silly; you’re making me blush. Zach: good. I was once told that if you know a woman who is beautiful, then let her know! that she is beautiful!
This is so sweet. I wish more...